Top Ten Old West Phrases...

That will never sound the same after that DAMNED Gay Cowboy Movie!

10. I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!

9. Gimme a stiff one, barkeep!

8. Don't fret -- I've been in tight spots before.

7. Howdy, pardner.

6. You stay here while I sneak around from behind.

5. Two words: Side Saddle

4. Hold it right there! Now, move yer hand, reeeeal slow-like.

3. Let's mount up!

2. Nice spread ya got there!

and the number 1 phrase that will never sound the same after that DAMNED Gay Cowboy Movie...

1. Ride'em Cowboy!