This explains ME to a Tee!

I thought that this was classically funny... because, this is ME!

Understanding Women
(A man's perspective)

I know I am not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it on your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

I can go into an esthetician and have all sorts of hair removed with hot wax, but get me to go near a spider and I turn into a jittering, quivering idiot!