Spears Alert!

In this week US Weekly has an article about Britney Spears and her new pregnancy.

It's Titled: Britney: Pregnant & Unhappy

Here’s the thing. If you are a multi-million dollar pop icon and you can't even go to the Dr.'s office to buy birth control... Need I say more? Okay, I will... You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

She is preg-o and married to Kevin Federline (LOSER Alert!). According the Us Weekly she had plans to release a new album that she has been working on. The source says "She wanted to take over the pop world again to feel personal strength in her life and relationship, and now she will be stuck home pregnant again."

Oh My Goodness! Like there is nothing worse then having a child and having to care for it and possibly having to take it on a tour! (she needs to finish that album first tho) Poor, poor put upon Britney. I don't know how she does it. All these stresses of being her, Britney Spears, and not just Britney Spears, but a white trash girl from Louisiana who got knocked up by her husband and then got knocked up again before she could lose the weight. Which, btw, I am having serious doubts about whether she will be able to lose at all. To have worries like that, I think I would kill myself.

I found this little excerpt on the US Weekly website...

Here is the corresponding picture:

"Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us. The couple have been married since September 2004 and have a seven-month-old child, Sean. Federline has a daughter, Kori, 3, and a 21-month -old son, Caleb, from a previous relationship. Spears’ 1999 debut album sold more than 10 million copies."

Okay, Kevin Federline should be in the NBA. He is doing his duty by helping populate the world... like so many of those basketball stars (a.k.a. Kobe, Jordan, Pippin).

I think I am done buying Britney's records. Wait... no, that’s right, I didn't ever buy one of her records in the first place. Whew!

7 comments:

i_make_bad_coffee said...

my goodness she looks huge now. kevin federline is a very lucky guy.

TibKat said...

I have bought her albums and have loved them, proud and true... But now, please... It really is just sad how one so "Lucky" & privileged with talent and popularity still makes bad choices... 1# Marrying Kevin Freak-a-line just after his girlfriend gave birth to their second child. There are stupid people, every where!

lily said...

I don't and never did understand the fascination with her, truly. I am glad I am not the only one who STRONGLY dislikes the very idea of her. I am sure she has her good qualities--- that is a dang cute baby she is toting around.

Travelocosity said...

You know, I think you got something here. Maybe I should focus my rants on people who have no personal connection to my life instead of ranting about people who I actually know. Hmmmm, this could have some legs. ;->

Stenar said...

Thank goodness you never purchased a Britney album. :P

Aaron said...

Britney WHITE TRASH HO BAG FEDERLINE SPEARS, Who cares she'll pop out 7 or 8 more until she baloons to 1,200 pounds and can't get out of bed and can eat an entire loaf of bread and two dozen scrambled eggs in one sitting. then we'll all be sitting around saying Britney who?

Travelocosity said...

Mmmmmm .... bread ....